We’ve got a problem.
I mean I don’t wanna panic you, but you really should know that there are strangers walking amongst us. They’re squatting in our homes, lying patiently in our cars , even whispering their dirty socialist propaganda through our iPod earbuds! That’s right, CANADIANS! And they’re everywhere.
Our so-called “neighbors to the North” have been planning their wintery descent on us for years now: giving us bands like Arcade Fire, Hot Hot Heat, Wolf Parade, Born Ruffians, THE LIST IS ENDLESS! And they’re all great, goddammit. Well I’m here to warn you about a new threat: Young Rival. These guys are kinda like Dead Milkmen meet The Zombies. I know … they’ve done it again! In any case, give it a listen, but be warned; your toe-tappin’ shoulder-shakin’ exuberance is exactly what the want and it’s 100% UNAMERICAN.
